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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

9 more days...

dun be discouraged! (o wait... no ones gonna read this for the moment. sighz.)

Monday, June 28, 2004

11 more days...

haha. looks lyk i'm the only one not in boarding. sighz. miss all the fun. anyway, it means i'm the only one hu can contribute. =p wad shld i say now? sumthing lame? wadever. hope u guys having fun in boarding. 11 more days... muz jia you!

Sunday, June 27, 2004

boarding

gonna go to the boarding house soon... i so will miss this comp, although my dumb sis has got it infected with a trojan virus. kns. hopefully we wont be boarding with some china scholars. i cant stand the smell, nor the mugger aura. just got back from ntuc. bought our perenial favourite RIBENA! aye, its a tradition man, every year boarding must have ribena. and of course, cup noodleS! chillicrab. yuMMmmmaeee.

tramp comp's now on the 9th. thats a friday. i love fridays, esp friday afternoons, since i wun hafta worry abt homework till... saturday? hee.

commontests start on thurs. oman. that sux. must piah during boarding.

oh well if there's anything u need to contact me about, please do not hesitate to give me a ring/sms at 98555423, since i will no longer be able to answer my house fone.

au revoir my preciouuuusssssss. my compuutttter.

Friday, June 25, 2004

tHe poMmEL fAmiLy

By popular demand....:
e pommel family( to the tune of the addams family):


(chorus)dadadidum (clack clack) dadadidum (clack clack) dadadidum dadadidum dadadidum (clack clack) :

the shingchee and the eric, and guoren and the jinhan, the powder and the pommel, the pommel family. (chorus)

in the corner of the gym, they make their little home, its really rather humble, but its very comfortable. (chorus)

the captain's name is shing chee, he's good at taking penalties, dont diss him cause he's short because he's scored from 50 feet.(chorus)

the vice cap is called eric, his hair is very neat, dont diss him when he slacks because he's fourth in the gym meet. (chorus)

and then there is the guoren, he's loyal to his country, he's famous for his denial, when he said 'IT"S NOT MINE!!' (chorus)

and then there choy jinhan, he heads the LKC, he's good at keeping penalties, or rather letting in. (chorus)

and then there is the pommel, it's stoning in the corner, it wonder's when it's gonna be used, not in the next few weeks. (chorus)

the powder's in the bucket, the slacks are in the closet, the team is playing soccer, and coach is rather pissed.(chorus)

the shingchee and the eric, the guoren and the jinhan, the powder and pommel, the pommel family.(chorus)


kewl right? =)

of coz its outdated because it was made in march..now there r like 11 ppl going for pommel...but im nt gna create like 7 more stanzas for every1......unless..i have too much time which probably isnt going to happen in the near future

0.o

todays training ok la.. coach damn siao sia... 10 taos. end up 5 single taos and 5 double taos. isnt that 15? nahnah broke daojie's orange shag band. so sad... now daojie owes him a screw.

then went orchard to get my specs fixed. went to centrepoint, then stone around in TIMES and i ended buying a book, The Curious Incident. reached home, tried to read it, ended up sleeping till 7. lol. now im trying to mug bio, and the textbook isnt much help. it makes sexual reproduction sound boring. how -_-" is that?

shud start packing for boarding soon. ill miss u my dear computer and my highspeed internet connection*wail*
this is juz too dumb lar. we're blaming each other for our own stupidity. can we juz stop talking about tt? lol. it sounds really dumb.

15 days left

and we havent gotten any smarter. and btw boonshing its not my fault..if u realise i only became stupider and more spastic after hanging out wif u guys...suo wei jin4zhu1zhe3chi4jin4muo4zhe3hei1....so there....that gives u abit of clue to our training status now....because today we were barely being seroius at all. nahnah broke pon's pseudo-shagband so let's await e repurcussions muaha..and double routines...i gt nth to say..
bigming saw our blog...immediate rxn was erm...strong..haha. bigming's coming down..so must win..hehe.ok im doing chem now so i got not more time to blog haha.

lol

u idiot horse ur blaming us for everythign u idiot blockjock whos the lameass who cracks lameass shit and goes WOOH doing front somer and screws up and thinks of stupid things and suddenly bursts out laughing while the others do not display even the slightest hint of any amusement...or some lame stuff like jumping off the tram and landing in some weird jingheng" language matrix style....lol HORSEE!!
why aer you so spasmic

boarding masters

mr eng han seng (boarding master) and mr kevin low(asst. boarding master)


who's kevin low?

Thursday, June 24, 2004

ri tramp team being more spastic. tt's a good thing. that juz means that we're enjoying ourselves more. how many teams actually enjoy themselves tt much during trg or smth? *lol.justification of this transcendence*

aniwae. if its a bad thing, who can we blame for this?

hohohho who else but the spastic horse who comes up with dumb and lame jokes everytime without fail? who else but the guy who luffs at his own jokes even as other glare at him? who else but the guy who makes a rabbit sign and leaves it under his waist and tricks ppl to look at it? who else but the block jock?

jingheng, why are u so spastic?

lol.

why is it my fault?

why issit MY fault that we are THIS stupid. blame our inherent stupidity and gayness! *laughOUTloud* screw it man. bio and geog sux. SO much to study... lucky jingheng dusnt even take either of them. and GERMANY IS OUT OF EURO 2004!!! muahaha. i told u they suck!

whoooh

WHOOH ri tram team has reached a new lvl of stupidity and sparsity which is about 10 fold of previous WHOOOH DIG THIS!!!

transcendence-dig This

once again ritrampteam has transcended to a new level of stupidity???? we used to be ok under andy..only abit stupid...den jenHan came aloNG. and dAOjiE. and not to say every1 else can be exonerated from the blame of becoming more and more dumb..we came from simply dysfunctional to porn stupidity and now total stupidity. i reallyreally hope we can gengshangyicenglou in terms of medals too....or we'll look totally stupid..or maybe thats what we want?? lOl.
RI trampline ( can we do it??)
RI trampline (whooooooh!!)
stoops. :D

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

diGthat!

this rox! apparently our stupidity and spasticity has reached a new level, be it passing blue sm towel while jumping on tramps, whacking jingheng when he says something stupid(for me to say that he is stupid is really sumthing, just look at me!) or putting bobthebuilder/teletubbies/sesamestreet theme songs on this page. we have reached the next level man!

congratz.

nice job. now we've reached a level of stupidity we have never reached before. WOOOH!
004. Zodiac Sign - libra -sounds like limegreen bra WAHHAAH

005. Shoe Size – 8.0

006. Height – round 162

007. Eyes – black

008. Pets – none

009. Siblings – 1 bro 2 sis

011. Hair – black tinty brown

012. Hair Length – really long

013. Have You Ever Dyed Your Hair? – nah

014. Are You Good In School? – nope shant elaborate...too long

019. Nicknames – pon,spwout

020. Do You Play Sports? lots

021. Are You A Night Or Morning Person? – night

022. Are You Ticklish? - kinda

027. What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? – crapper

028. What Was The Worst Day Of Your Life? - yeah define worst


029. What Are The Best Days Of Your Life? – ri gym days hurhur

030. What Comes First In Your Life? – people

031. Do You Have A Boyfriend/Girlfriend? - errr...nope

032. What Are You Most Scared Of? – stupid freakin roaches

033. What Do You Usually Think Of Before You Go To Bed? – qwite a lot but i dun suppose they are useful stuff

034. If You Could Be Anything Without Consequences, What Would You be? – heeheehee....where should i start...

Favorites

035. Movies – too many to state


036. Band/Group/Artist – read previous ans

038. Relative – erm....dunno

039. Sport – tramp soccer rug

040. Vacation Spot – aussie


041. Ice Cream Flavor - strawberry

042. Fruit – strawberry or cherries

043. Candy – lots

044. Car – dodge viper


045. Class – 2G

046. Holiday – december i dun even want sch

047. Day Of The Week - sat

048. Color – lime green orange

049. Magazine – err....ps2 mags

050. Name For A Girl - lindsay? err im lying

051. Name For A Boy – pon

052. Sports Team - raffles gymnastics! lol

053. Month - june

054. Animal - kittycats are kewl

056. Word – inuh ding f- wooh shake this

057. Room In Your House - my room

058. Concert You Have Been To - hurhur linkin park :D

059. Meat - lamb

060. Pizza Topping - ham cheese salami mmm...

061. State - dunno

062. City - singapore

063. Feeling – spastic

064. College - rj

065. Number – 8


066. Book - anthony horowitz

067. Cereal - err...honey bunch of ots strawberry


In The Past 24 Hours Have You...

068. Had A Serious Talk? - yeah erm...

069. Hugged Someone? - errr must be real physical one?

070. Fought With A Friend? - lol no?

071. Cried? - nope

072. Laughed? - yes

073. Made Someone Laugh? - think so

074. Bought Something? – LIME GREEN SHAG BANDS AND ORANGE AND BLACK WRISTBANDS

075. Flirted With Someone? - nope

076. Felt Stupid? - yes

077. Talked To Someone You Love? - yes


078. Missed Someone? – yeah


Have You Ever...

080. Eaten An Entire Box Of Oreos? - no

081. Kissed Someone? - yea

082. Ever Worn Black Nail Polish? – woooo......gothic but goths are gay

083. Stayed Home On Saturday Night, Just Because? – wuuud?

084. Have You Ever Died? – i dont think so

085. Seen The White House? – pics

086. Seen The Eiffel Tower? – in pictures

088. Played Monopoly? – loong time ago


089. Ever Seen A Ghost? - dont think so

090. Tried A Weight Loss Program? - nope do i look like i need it

091. Jumped On A Trampoline? – noonooooo......im ri tram team only....


092. Colored In A Coloring Book (And Had Fun)? - i tore it?

093. Had A Bubble Bath? – yeah funn


098. Ridden An Elephant? – kinda....makes ur ass hurt ike crap

099. Made A Web Page? – nope

100. Played With Legos? – yes

101. Stayed Up All Night? – i tried...wasnt really successful

102. Shoved Stuff Under Your Bed To Make It Look Clean? – yes

103. Broken A Bone? – no

104. Called A Psychic Or Sex Hotline? - don't needta talk to myself can liao

105. Watched Jerry Springer? – no

106. Gotten In Trouble For Talking In Class? - is that rhetorical questioning?

107. Been Afraid Of The Dark? – yea… scary

108. Been In The Hospital (Not Visiting)? - no

109. Had Stitches? - yeah...

110. Been In A Fist Fight? – erm got punched but didnt return if that counts cuz was at psle?

111. Lap Danced? – WAHAHAHA

112. Lied? – of course

113. Been Arrested? - no

114. Fallen Asleep In Class? – duh?

115. Used Food For Something Other Than To Eat? – throwing...sure i have slingshotting in canteen

116. Met A Celebrity? – erm....gurmit singh

117. Broken The Law? – yeah

118. Skipped Class? – yeah

119. Hated Yourself? – sometimes.


120. Tried to match your friends to characters in you favourite tv show or movie? - happens accidently

121. Fallen Off A Chair? – yes

122. Wanted To Kill Someone? – not yet


Do You...

123. Like To Give Hugs? – depends who it is...

124. Like To Walk In The Rain? - yes

125. Sleep With Or Without Clothes On? – with

126. Prefer Black Or Blue Pens? - black

127. Dress Up On Halloween? – nope...dont need to im pon

128. Have A Job? – no

129. Sleep On Your Side, Tummy, Or Back? – everywhere

130. Have A Goldfish? – no

131. Ever Have The Falling Dream? – if u count falling and jumping on tram

132. Have Stuffed Animals? – yeah gave em away

133. Like To Give Anal Sex To Animals? – wtf?

134. Believe In The Horoscopes? – nope

135. Like Your Handwriting? - nope....actuallty yes cuz it pisses tchers off

136. Have any piercings? – no

137. Have any tattoos? - no

138. Like cartoons? – lots


139. Own A Miniskirt? no

140. Floss? – no

141. Use Big Words To Sound Smart? – don;t need to

142. Do You Do Everything Better Than Guch? - whos guch

143. Have Your Own TV & VCR? – no

144. See Dead People? – mirror

145. Do You Like Little Kids? – nah but black is everywhere

146. Watch The Weather Channel While Getting Ready In Your Hotel Room On Vacation? – no?


Questions...

147. What Superhero Would You Be? – a lot leh...so many x-men

148. Are You Picky? - yes

149. What Makes You Mad? - math n chinese

150. What Do You Think Of Bush? – war-starting puss

151. Who Do You Admire? – no idea...punk'd ppl

152. What Time Is It? – 9

153. What Did You Do Today? - trng shop

154. Are Your Parents Annoying? – kinda yes

155. What Is The Farthest You Have Ever Traveled? - london

156. What Kind Of Shampoo Do You Use? - body shop

157. When You Get Mad, Do You Swear A Lot? – yes a lot a LOT

158. How Many Sheets Are On Your Bed? – 1?

159. What's Under Your Bed? – soccer ball

160. Are You A Good Speller? – nt sure

161. Are You Talented? – in ponning

162. If So, How? - …

163. Blow Me? – screw off


What do you think of...

164. Abortion - sick

165. Bill Clinton - erm...funny hair?

166. Eating Disorders – nothing

167. Rap - creative but spastic

168. Suicide - stupid

169. Piercings – erm...pain?

170. Make-up - lol

171. Drinking - no


What Do You Think Of When You Hear This Name...

172. Leah - princess leia?

173. Megan – dunno the stupid young gal actress?

174. Brandon – lameass?


175. Christina - that singer

176. Angela – cousin

177. Courtney – love

178. Lauren – erm......dunno

179. Lisa - simpson

180. Jackie - chan

181. Kat – dunno

182. Patrick - berger

183. Erin – no idea

184. Jennifer – a lot


This Or That?

185. Be Serious Or Funny? - funny

186. Single Or Taken? - single

187. MTV Or VH1? - both plus E

188. 7th Heaven Or Dawson's Creek? – neither


189. Sugar Or Salt? – in proportion

191. Silver Or Gold? – gold medals

192. Tongue Or Belly Button Ring? – none

193. Chocolate Or Flowers? – chocolates…

194. Color Or Black & White Photos? - colour

195. Sunrise Or Sunset? – both

196. M&M's or Skittles? – skittles

197. Rap Or Rock? – none


198. Stay Up Late Or Sleep In? – late

199. Tall Members Of The Opposite Sex or Short? – erm..both are ok?

200. Sun Or Moon? - moon

201. Pierced Nose Or Tongue? – none

202. Diamond Or Ruby? - rubies are cool

203. Left Or Right? - right

204. Cat Or Dog? – puss

205. Mustard Or Ketchup? – mustard aint that niz

206. Newspaper Or Magazine? – depends right??its e concent that matters

207. Spring Or Fall? - springs..who wld want to fall

208. A Year Of Hot Sex Or A Lifetime Of Friendship? – friendship…one year is not enuff

209. Happy Or Sad? - happy

210. Sneakers Or Sandals? – nonw

211. Blondes Or Brunettes- wad colour is lindsay's hair?

212. Duct Tape Or Scotch Tape? - scotch

213. Pepsi Or Coke? – coke

214. Nike Or Adidas? weebok


Love Life

215. Been Dumped? - kinda?

216. Had Someone Be Unfaithful To You? - no

217. Been In Love? - yes

218. Dumped Someone And Regretted It? - no

219. Went Out With More Than One Person At A Time? - err......no

220. Been Brokenhearted? - yeah

221. Broken Someone's Heart? - nope

222. Like Someone? - yes

223. If You Could Kiss Anyone In The World, Who Would It Be? – not telling you

224. If You Could Date Anyone In The World, Who Would It Be? – not telling you too

225. What Is The Biggest Turn Off? – pussies

226. What Is The Biggest Turn On? – erm...-someone- lindsay lohan emma watson

227. Do You Think There Is A Person For Everyone? – dunno

228. If Yes, Do You Know Where Yours Is? – no

229. Do You Believe In Love At First Sight? – sure...like mine?

230. Have You Ever Been In Love? - yes

231. What Do You Think Love Is? – when ure willing to sacrifice everything and do anything for that person

232. Do You Think It Lasts Forever? – yea…i hope

233. Do You Want To Get Married? - yeap

234. How Many Times? – once is enuff...

235. When Was Your First Kiss? – if u count family one


Misc

236. First Grade Teacher's Name – mrs chua erm...dead now

237. Last Word You Said – yay

238. Last Song You Sang – from the inside \-linkin park

239. Last Meal You Ate – crabs

240. Favorite Childhood Cartoon - x-men totally

241. What Did You Hate Most About School – i dont particularly hate sch cept maybe the work

242. Last Person You Flipped Off – erm..trampers?

243. Last Song Stuck In Your Head – from the inside-linkin park again

244. Last Time You Were Burned – erm....hot plate?

245. Last Time You Bled – qwite recently

246. What's In Your CD Player – mp3 player nia

247. What Color Socks Are You Wearing - no colour

249. What's The Weather Like? - dark

250. What Time Did You Wake Up Today? - 9

251. Who Do You Want To Marry? – someone but whos telling you

252. Are You Going To College? – I am going to college

253. If So, How Long Do You Want To Go? - 2 years

254. How Many Kids Do You Want? – lots?



WAHAHAHA WHEE!!!!!! went orchard today
looking for limegreen wristbands....lol so dam kewl today get to whackhorse when he was being lame...XD wahaha then harry potter LOL! lets do PT guys WAHAHAHA! got some kewl black wristband then passe by ice lemon tee and we found LIMEGREEN SHAGBANDS! WOOOOOOOH! so all got 1 each and we cuden resist it 1 not enuff :P so we got 2!!! multi-colour summore :D MINE ORANGE MAN SET ARR!! WHOOOOOOOO

whow whee

training quite normaled inthe morning...den went bishan gym..all e other ppl went to do weights but like wad for..do weights just become shorter..n i dont have too much height to lose *blinks*.
afterwards those 3 stoops came back with BLuE sM towels. and den every1 started being stupid on the tramopoline..like bouncing n doing moves and passing the stupid towels around. it was damn stupid and quite fun. quite disgraceful too..den some faggots started being stupid harry potter characters wif their stupid towels...i relli dont know how 2 describe..daojie how 2 describe ur face???lol.
den afterwards want to go orchard...every1 was bloody bad lol..jenny told mazlan whenever i said sth stupid whack me...ur infringing my rights to say stupid stuff...summore mazlan whacks bloody hard lol..
walked all arnd wherever in orchard wif jordan tagging along wif his stupid durians. every1 starts having pink fetishes and wander into all e shops that have lots of pink arnd trying to look 4 stupid wristbands. after like dunno bloody how long dey decide to go get some stupid coloured rubberband shagband lookalike..which is incidently lime green. so finally get poor quality black wristbands den i got the intelligent idea of putting e rubberband onto the wristband..so every1 went back and started buying more of the stupid rubberbands...see i do come up wif some useful contributions. now i got a spastic limegreen and a spastic luminous white one..lol.
tml no training..n sorry if this post is too long but i dun care muaha

whee whow

ok we got our black wristbands... so sad cudnt find any limegreen ones.

but hey guess wad? we've got LIMEGREEN SHAGBANDS, and i got a separate purple one. DIG THAT BABY!!! hoho. wonder whether theyll allow us to wear shag bands during the comp.

jordan and jingheng...shudve gone to the bsh gym la. so many types of weights there. esp jordan. pathetic existence, no lifer. *evillaugh*

havent done any mugging today.. faggg. oh well im still reading harry potter GOF. hehe. interesting it is.

whow

hey... dat wasn't a shag band. dunno wad band it was. anyway, i lyk my colour combi: blue and lime green. =p

whee.

whee..black wristband and 2 shag bands. kewlio! comp in 17 days.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

another one of those surveys

this is my first post so...
004. Zodiac Sign - gemini

005. Shoe Size – 8.5 probably

006. Height – somewhere abouts 164

007. Eyes – brownish

008. Pets – none.

009. Siblings – 1 bro

011. Hair – black?

012. Hair Length – short

013. Have You Ever Dyed Your Hair? – no

014. Are You Good In School? – yesyes im a good boi

019. Nicknames – horse

020. Do You Play Sports? guess so

021. Are You A Night Or Morning Person? – seems to be night

022. Are You Ticklish? - yeah

027. What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? – something useful to a large extent

028. What Was The Worst Day Of Your Life? - define worse


029. What Are The Best Days Of Your Life? – NOW!!! My days in RI roxx!

030. What Comes First In Your Life? – integrity

031. Do You Have A Boyfriend/Girlfriend? - no

032. What Are You Most Scared Of? – bugs.

033. What Do You Usually Think Of Before You Go To Bed? – loads of stuff unless i fall asleep too fast


034. If You Could Be Anything Without Consequences, What Would You be? – dunno

Favorites

035. Movies – anything thoughtful or funny


036. Band/Group/Artist – its the product that matters..

038. Relative – erm..gd qns

039. Sport – tramp..bit of soccer n bball etc?

040. Vacation Spot – japan or america


041. Ice Cream Flavor - mint

042. Fruit – mango or watermelons

043. Candy – sth sweet but doesnt destroy ur teeth too fast

044. Car – 4 wheels and drivable


045. Class – 4G

046. Holiday – holiday?whatholiday

047. Day Of The Week - no idea

048. Color – lime green, blues

049. Magazine – I dun read magazines

050. Name For A Girl - no idea

051. Name For A Boy – no idea

052. Sports Team - raffles gymnastics! lol

053. Month - june

054. Animal - none

056. Word – inuh/spastic

057. Room In Your House - house

058. Concert You Have Been To - cant remb.

059. Meat - beef

060. Pizza Topping - cheese??lol

061. State - ohio

062. City - singapore

063. Feeling – like spastic

064. College - rj

065. Number – ..


066. Book - anything nice

067. Cereal - havent eaten for so long..prolly cornflakes


In The Past 24 Hours Have You...

068. Had A Serious Talk? - nope

069. Hugged Someone? - my family?i think

070. Fought With A Friend? - unless u count spasticating on e mrt wif jenhan

071. Cried? - no

072. Laughed? - yes

073. Made Someone Laugh? - possibly

074. Bought Something? – some spastic pair of black bottoms?

075. Flirted With Someone? - nope

076. Felt Stupid? - yes

077. Talked To Someone You Love? - parents


078. Missed Someone? – eh… sort of


Have You Ever...

080. Eaten An Entire Box Of Oreos? - no

081. Kissed Someone? - yea

082. Ever Worn Black Nail Polish? – no

083. Stayed Home On Saturday Night, Just Because? – because what?

084. Have You Ever Died? – i dont think so

085. Seen The White House? – distant memory

086. Seen The Eiffel Tower? – in pictures

088. Played Monopoly? – yeyesmonopoly rocks


089. Ever Seen A Ghost? - dont think so

090. Tried A Weight Loss Program? - no

091. Jumped On A Trampoline? – no lah no.....how abt yes.


092. Colored In A Coloring Book (And Had Fun)? - yes

093. Had A Bubble Bath? – no


098. Ridden An Elephant? – ermerm...have I? or was it a figment of my imagination..dont remember...

099. Made A Web Page? – no

100. Played With Legos? – yes

101. Stayed Up All Night? – no...not yet..always had 1 or 2 hrs of sleep

102. Shoved Stuff Under Your Bed To Make It Look Clean? – yes

103. Broken A Bone? – no

104. Called A Psychic Or Sex Hotline? – no

105. Watched Jerry Springer? – no

106. Gotten In Trouble For Talking In Class? - no

107. Been Afraid Of The Dark? – yea… scary

108. Been In The Hospital (Not Visiting)? - no

109. Had Stitches? - stitches of laughter? yes..today

110. Been In A Fist Fight? – if i ever have they ended too early to be called fist fights

111. Lap Danced? – no

112. Lied? – of course

113. Been Arrested? - no

114. Fallen Asleep In Class? – eh yea.

115. Used Food For Something Other Than To Eat? – unless u count throwing away

116. Met A Celebrity? – everybody is a celebrity in their own sense

117. Broken The Law? – depends which law

118. Skipped Class? – unless u count deepavali concerts

119. Hated Yourself? – sometimes.


120. Tried to match your friends to characters in you favourite tv show or movie? - happens accidently

121. Fallen Off A Chair? – yes

122. Wanted To Kill Someone? – not yet


Do You...

123. Like To Give Hugs? – see who's receiving n when its reciprocated

124. Like To Walk In The Rain? - sometimes

125. Sleep With Or Without Clothes On? – with

126. Prefer Black Or Blue Pens? - blue but i think i switch to black during exams

127. Dress Up On Halloween? – once...dalmation if i recall correctly

128. Have A Job? – no

129. Sleep On Your Side, Tummy, Or Back? – side

130. Have A Goldfish? – no

131. Ever Have The Falling Dream? – unless u count jumping and falling on a tramp

132. Have Stuffed Animals? – a box but i've never played with them proper

133. Like To Give Anal Sex To Animals? – no

134. Believe In The Horoscopes? – no…

135. Like Your Handwriting? - no

136. Have any piercings? – no

137. Have any tattoos? - no

138. Like cartoons? – depends..definetly not spongebob


139. Own A Miniskirt? no

140. Floss? – no

141. Use Big Words To Sound Smart? – i fail utterly

142. Do You Do Everything Better Than Guch? - whos guch

143. Have Your Own TV & VCR? – no

144. See Dead People? – ermerm..they live on in our heart! ahah

145. Do You Like Little Kids? – depends on the kid of course

146. Watch The Weather Channel While Getting Ready In Your Hotel Room On Vacation? – nOO


Questions...

147. What Superhero Would You Be? – spiderman

148. Are You Picky? - no

149. What Makes You Mad? - chinese currently

150. What Do You Think Of Bush? – smaller than a tree

151. Who Do You Admire? – my seniors

152. What Time Is It? – 2030

153. What Did You Do Today? - wakeup eat play train maths this

154. Are Your Parents Annoying? – regretably yes

155. What Is The Farthest You Have Ever Traveled? - america

156. What Kind Of Shampoo Do You Use? - cant rem..

157. When You Get Mad, Do You Swear A Lot? – guesss so

158. How Many Sheets Are On Your Bed? – dont know

159. What's Under Your Bed? – guitar skates and other funny stuff


160. Are You A Good Speller? – nt sure

161. Are You Talented? – according to the bible every1 has talents

162. If So, How? - …

163. Blow Me? – nah


What do you think of...

164. Abortion - sick

165. Bill Clinton - nothing

166. Eating Disorders – nothing

167. Rap - creative but spastic

168. Suicide - nt worth the cost

169. Piercings – no

170. Make-up - spastic

171. Drinking - no


What Do You Think Of When You Hear This Name...

172. Leah - princess leia?

173. Megan – meganium the pokemon

174. Brandon – some highjumper i once knew


175. Christina - fancy name

176. Angela – nothing

177. Courtney – some character in e pokemon tcg game??

178. Lauren – some practical blonde person..dont ask me why

179. Lisa - girl

180. Jackie - chan

181. Kat – dawan

182. Patrick - the school

183. Erin – thats a name?

184. Jennifer – someone above 36.9


This Or That?

185. Be Serious Or Funny? - funny

186. Single Or Taken? - single

187. MTV Or VH1? - neither

188. 7th Heaven Or Dawson's Creek? – neither


189. Sugar Or Salt? – in proportion

191. Silver Or Gold? – silver colour, gold medals

192. Tongue Or Belly Button Ring? – none

193. Chocolate Or Flowers? – chocolates…

194. Color Or Black & White Photos? - colour

195. Sunrise Or Sunset? – both

196. M&M's or Skittles? – M&Ms

197. Rap Or Rock? – none


198. Stay Up Late Or Sleep In? – sleep in not that late

199. Tall Members Of The Opposite Sex or Short? – erm..both are ok?

200. Sun Or Moon? - moon

201. Pierced Nose Or Tongue? – none

202. Diamond Or Ruby? - ruby

203. Left Or Right? - right

204. Cat Or Dog? – puss in boots from shrek

205. Mustard Or Ketchup? – ive barely tasted mustard so ketchup

206. Newspaper Or Magazine? – depends right??its e concent that matters

207. Spring Or Fall? - springs..who wld want to fall

208. A Year Of Hot Sex Or A Lifetime Of Friendship? – friendship…one year is not enuff

209. Happy Or Sad? - happy

210. Sneakers Or Sandals? – sandals

211. Blondes Or Brunettes- brunette

212. Duct Tape Or Scotch Tape? - scotch

213. Pepsi Or Coke? – pepsi but coke is ok

214. Nike Or Adidas? got brand happy already


Love Life

215. Been Dumped? - no

216. Had Someone Be Unfaithful To You? - no

217. Been In Love? - yes

218. Dumped Someone And Regretted It? - no

219. Went Out With More Than One Person At A Time? - no

220. Been Brokenhearted? - no

221. Broken Someone's Heart? - no

222. Like Someone? - yes

223. If You Could Kiss Anyone In The World, Who Would It Be? – let me think abt that

224. If You Could Date Anyone In The World, Who Would It Be? – let me think abt that

225. What Is The Biggest Turn Off? – someone liks siakyong

226. What Is The Biggest Turn On? – someone like emma watson

227. Do You Think There Is A Person For Everyone? – no

228. If Yes, Do You Know Where Yours Is? – no

229. Do You Believe In Love At First Sight? – spontaneous yes..but u still have to build on it

230. Have You Ever Been In Love? - yes

231. What Do You Think Love Is? – when ure willing to sacrifice everything.

232. Do You Think It Lasts Forever? – yea… if we give enough if we learn to trust

233. Do You Want To Get Married? - yeap

234. How Many Times? – once duh. Im faithful

235. When Was Your First Kiss? – my parents?


Misc

236. First Grade Teacher's Name – korie kraus(america) jenny tan(singapore)

237. Last Word You Said – redundant-i cld make any word i want t be my last word lol

238. Last Song You Sang – ermerm..dunno

239. Last Meal You Ate – porridge at home

240. Favorite Childhood Cartoon - spiderman

241. What Did You Hate Most About School – stress

242. Last Person You Flipped Off – e trampers when i laffed too much for no reason

243. Last Song Stuck In Your Head – well it seems to be a blank

244. Last Time You Were Burned – some bbq i think

245. Last Time You Bled – dun rem

246. What's In Your CD Player – nothing because i dont have one

247. What Color Socks Are You Wearing - im at home..only 'kinky girls have sex with their socks on'..as jemtan says

249. What's The Weather Like? - dark

250. What Time Did You Wake Up Today? - arnd 7 prolly

251. Who Do You Want To Marry? – dunno

252. Are You Going To College? – I am going to college

253. If So, How Long Do You Want To Go? - 2 years

254. How Many Kids Do You Want? – consider nxt time


hows that for a debutant entry....

here i sit.

tml's trg at bishan....ewww.....another boring day. dun really feel like doing weights. but if we dun do weights, jenhan and horse will prolly be mugging. ok. mebbe doing weights seem like a better choice. lol.

jenhan : we shldnt get shag bands. they seem to small and negligible nobody will really notice if we are like 3m off the ground.(unless ur whole arm is covered with shag bands, which is rather gross) we shld get wristbands!!! black, limegreen or orange!!

here i stand

ah... training today was screwy. oh well not screwy screwed up, but rather jingheng the screw balls. that ass cant stop laughing at his own stupid lame jokes which aint farnee in the first place. help. hth did i manage 4 years with him?!

anyway tomorrow we're going to bsh, and i think we're gonna do some weights instead of mugging for a change. then we'll prob go to orchard to look for our lime green wristbands. hey! why cant we wear SHAG BANDS during comp?! its not like our purpose in wearing it is to get shagged...can just imagine the judges.

>"whats that? *points to shag bands*" judges in some weird chinese accent

"its a shag band" us in chinese

"oh *proceeds to break it" judge


help nononononono. NOOOO~! its now stuck in my head. aRgh!!!!

then after we get our wristbands, we'll proceed to queensway to make our gym tee. dotz. hopefully that is, not that we have the entire design ready. crappp

gay survey

004. Zodiac Sign - aries
005. Shoe Size – 9.5
006. Height – 170 I think
007. Eyes – black/brownish?
008. Pets – none.
009. Siblings – 1 irritating sis
011. Hair – black?
012. Hair Length – short, thin and soft
013. Have You Ever Dyed Your Hair? – yea! Cool eh? Ash brown..hehe
014. Are You Good In School? – id like to think that I am
019. Nicknames – paedo?
020. Do You Play Sports? yes
021. Are You A Night Or Morning Person? – I train better at night, I sleep better in the morning
022. Are You Ticklish? - sometimes
027. What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? – something that benefits the society… no kidding!
028. What Was The Worst Day Of Your Life? – dun wanna remember

029. What Are The Best Days Of Your Life? – NOW!!! My days in RI roxx!
030. What Comes First In Your Life? – fun!
031. Do You Have A Boyfriend/Girlfriend? - no
032. What Are You Most Scared Of? – bugs.
033. What Do You Usually Think Of Before You Go To Bed? – loads of stuff. I think too much… I take 1 hour to sleep

034. If You Could Be Anything Without Consequences, What Would You be? – daniel radcliffe that lucky bastard

Favorites
035. Movies – HARRY POTTER!

036. Band/Group/Artist – anything gay… westlife? Bsb?
038. Relative – my cousins! They so rock… all like 20, 30 + but all super nice to me
039. Sport – soccer/gym
040. Vacation Spot – japan or america

041. Ice Cream Flavor - chocolate
042. Fruit – don’t reallie have a preference
043. Candy – anything chewy…
044. Car – no preference

045. Class – 4M!
046. Holiday – CNY! Hongbaos galore
047. Day Of The Week - saturday
048. Color – red, lime green
049. Magazine – I dun read magazines
050. Name For A Girl - emma
051. Name For A Boy – eh… havent thought of it
052. Sports Team - manutd
053. Month - december
054. Animal - none
056. Word – (none)
057. Room In Your House - bedroom
058. Concert You Have Been To - none
059. Meat - beef
060. Pizza Topping - salami
061. State - stoning
062. City - singapore
063. Feeling – like shit
064. College - rj
065. Number – 69

066. Book - HARRY POTTER! No kidding
067. Cereal - yux

In The Past 24 Hours Have You...
068. Had A Serious Talk? - nay
069. Hugged Someone? - nah
070. Fought With A Friend? - nope
071. Cried? - no
072. Laughed? - no
073. Made Someone Laugh? - possibly
074. Bought Something? – yea… CLIMACOOLS!
075. Flirted With Someone? - nope
076. Felt Stupid? - yep
077. Talked To Someone You Love? - parents

078. Missed Someone? – eh… sort of

Have You Ever...
080. Eaten An Entire Box Of Oreos? - nope
081. Kissed Someone? - yea
082. Ever Worn Black Nail Polish? – erotic man
083. Stayed Home On Saturday Night, Just Because? – yea coz ive got nothing better to do
084. Have You Ever Died? – yea.. im six feet under right now
085. Seen The White House? – in pix
086. Seen The Eiffel Tower? – in pix
088. Played Monopoly? – hu hasn’t

089. Ever Seen A Ghost? - no
090. Tried A Weight Loss Program? - no
091. Jumped On A Trampoline? – every other day. Dig that

092. Colored In A Coloring Book (And Had Fun)? - yea
093. Had A Bubble Bath? – heh.. once or twice

098. Ridden An Elephant? – YEA! In chiangmai! Chiangmai chapter 2002 roxx
099. Made A Web Page? – oh well… no actuually, now that u mention it
100. Played With Legos? – used to
101. Stayed Up All Night? – insomnia becoz of sum stupid starbux coffee
102. Shoved Stuff Under Your Bed To Make It Look Clean? – ya.. my study stuff
103. Broken A Bone? – thank gdness no
104. Called A Psychic Or Sex Hotline? – called my home number…

105. Watched Jerry Springer? – no

106. Gotten In Trouble For Talking In Class? - no
107. Been Afraid Of The Dark? – yea… scary
108. Been In The Hospital (Not Visiting)? - no
109. Had Stitches? - nope
110. Been In A Fist Fight? – nope… im too nice
111. Lap Danced? – my lap is big enuff for 2
112. Lied? – duh… my nose is so long
113. Been Arrested? - nope
114. Fallen Asleep In Class? – eh yea. In p1
115. Used Food For Something Other Than To Eat? – popcorn to throw at pple
116. Met A Celebrity? – yea…
117. Broken The Law? – ya.
118. Skipped Class? – nah im too guai
119. Hated Yourself? – sometimes.

120. Tried to match your friends to characters in you favourite tv show or movie? - nope
121. Fallen Off A Chair? – yea.. plain stupidity
122. Wanted To Kill Someone? – ure next…muahahha

Do You...
123. Like To Give Hugs? – huz the receiver?
124. Like To Walk In The Rain? - sometimes
125. Sleep With Or Without Clothes On? – with… if I dun have it on, it can only mean one thing
126. Prefer Black Or Blue Pens? - black
127. Dress Up On Halloween? – hell no
128. Have A Job? – pain in the ass
129. Sleep On Your Side, Tummy, Or Back? – all over man
130. Have A Goldfish? – cheesiong counted?
131. Ever Have The Falling Dream? – yea..off a ladder
132. Have Stuffed Animals? – eh. One or 2
133. Like To Give Anal Sex To Animals? – humans are animals too rite?
134. Believe In The Horoscopes? – no…
135. Like Your Handwriting? - no
136. Have any piercings? – ouch no!
137. Have any tattoos? - no
138. Like cartoons? – yea..scooby doo..!

139. Own A Miniskirt? No… im contented with window shopping…=)
140. Floss? – nope
141. Use Big Words To Sound Smart? – nah.. I dun need to
142. Do You Do Everything Better Than Guch? - ?
143. Have Your Own TV & VCR? – not mine
144. See Dead People? – we’re all living dead bodies;)
145. Do You Like Little Kids? – I DECLINE TO ANSWER… in case dings takes it to be a confession
146. Watch The Weather Channel While Getting Ready In Your Hotel Room On Vacation? – my dad does

Questions...
147. What Superhero Would You Be? – spiderman
148. Are You Picky? - no
149. What Makes You Mad? - dings
150. What Do You Think Of Bush? – bushy texan warmonger…snigger
151. Who Do You Admire? – my seniors
152. What Time Is It? – 1030 pm
153. What Did You Do Today? - wake up, eat bfast, tuition, dinner, supermarket, home, this
154. Are Your Parents Annoying? – when I show dem my progress report
155. What Is The Farthest You Have Ever Traveled? - america
156. What Kind Of Shampoo Do You Use? - organics
157. When You Get Mad, Do You Swear A Lot? – yea. At jordan. WTF U DOING!
158. How Many Sheets Are On Your Bed? – one big shit.. that’s me
159. What's Under Your Bed? – the floor
160. Are You A Good Speller? – nope
161. Are You Talented? – talented at being untalented
162. If So, How? - …
163. Blow Me? – my services don’t come cheap

What do you think of...
164. Abortion - sick
165. Bill Clinton - monica
166. Eating Disorders – yea… explosive eating (bao shi zheng)
167. Rap - sux
168. Suicide - dumb
169. Piercings – privates. Ow.
170. Make-up - powder
171. Drinking - alcohol

What Do You Think Of When You Hear This Name...
172. Leah - pricess
173. Megan – hottie? Although I know none
174. Brandon – gay

175. Christina - aguilera
176. Angela – jolie
177. Courtney – love and cox
178. Lauren – black from arsenal
179. Lisa - girl
180. Jackie - chan
181. Kat – jinghengs aphrodisaic
182. Patrick - cousin
183. Erin – russian girl
184. Jennifer – connelly.

This Or That?
185. Be Serious Or Funny? - funny
186. Single Or Taken? - single
187. MTV Or VH1? - neither
188. 7th Heaven Or Dawson's Creek? – neither

189. Sugar Or Salt? – sugar rush
191. Silver Or Gold? – silver..
192. Tongue Or Belly Button Ring? – wedding ring
193. Chocolate Or Flowers? – chocolates… im practical
194. Color Or Black & White Photos? - color
195. Sunrise Or Sunset? – id rather be sleeping..so sunset
196. M&M's or Skittles? – skittles..
197. Rap Or Rock? – both suck

198. Stay Up Late Or Sleep In? – sleep in
199. Tall Members Of The Opposite Sex or Short? – emmas height
200. Sun Or Moon? - moon
201. Pierced Nose Or Tongue? – neither.. I like to smell my food, and eat it
202. Diamond Or Ruby? - ruby
203. Left Or Right? - right
204. Cat Or Dog? – pussy bitch
205. Mustard Or Ketchup? – mustard. I hate ketchup
206. Newspaper Or Magazine? – neither
207. Spring Or Fall? - spring
208. A Year Of Hot Sex Or A Lifetime Of Friendship? – friendship…one year is not enuff
209. Happy Or Sad? - happy
210. Sneakers Or Sandals? – neither…
211. Blondes Or Brunettes- emma-coloured-hair
212. Duct Tape Or Scotch Tape? - …
213. Pepsi Or Coke? – coke although I dun mind pepsi
214. Nike Or Adidas? Prefer adidas

Love Life
215. Been Dumped? - no
216. Had Someone Be Unfaithful To You? - no
217. Been In Love? - yes
218. Dumped Someone And Regretted It? - no
219. Went Out With More Than One Person At A Time? - no
220. Been Brokenhearted? - no
221. Broken Someone's Heart? - no
222. Like Someone? - yes
223. If You Could Kiss Anyone In The World, Who Would It Be? – emma watson!
224. If You Could Date Anyone In The World, Who Would It Be? – EMMA WATSON!
225. What Is The Biggest Turn Off? – daniel radcliffe that bustard
226. What Is The Biggest Turn On? – emma!
227. Do You Think There Is A Person For Everyone? – there are more guys than girls on this earth, so no
228. If Yes, Do You Know Where Yours Is? – yea... in uk
229. Do You Believe In Love At First Sight? – yea.. totally. Emma!
230. Have You Ever Been In Love? - yes
231. What Do You Think Love Is? – when ure willing to sacrifice everything. To compromise
232. Do You Think It Lasts Forever? – yea… if we learn to trust
233. Do You Want To Get Married? - yeap
234. How Many Times? – once duh. Im faithful
235. When Was Your First Kiss? – my parents?

Misc
236. First Grade Teacher's Name – ms tan I think
237. Last Word You Said – dun rmb
238. Last Song You Sang – RAFFLESIANS SALUTE URE ALMA MATErR

239. Last Meal You Ate – thai food at bali thai
240. Favorite Childhood Cartoon - spiderman
241. What Did You Hate Most About School – homework and exams
242. Last Person You Flipped Off – jingheng… flipped him off the tramp I think
243. Last Song Stuck In Your Head – rafflesians salute ure alma mater
244. Last Time You Were Burned – er dun remember
245. Last Time You Bled – dun rmb
246. What's In Your CD Player – er a cdr
247. What Color Socks Are You Wearing - none
249. What's The Weather Like? - dark
250. What Time Did You Wake Up Today? - 1200pm
251. Who Do You Want To Marry? – emma!
252. Are You Going To College? – I am going to college
253. If So, How Long Do You Want To Go? - 2 years
254. How Many Kids Do You Want? – as many as possible

courtesy of boredphuckers.blogspot.com

haha.. i koped this off d!ngs' blog. try it!

Monday, June 21, 2004

LAME PPL

this is LAME...
wad's ur latest problem?

pfffffft

lammeeee lameee gaaaaaaay
happy MEAAL
LIMEGREEN KEMAMA

yo gays

does this work? yes it does. duh it does. it better work. *commands u to work* ah. well lame.